Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Blaxploitation Rarities - Sept 29th!

Hey Everybody,

Just a quick reminder that the next Evil Film School is less than 2 weeks away!



Evil Film School Presents: Blaxploitation Rarities

When: Friday, Sept. 29th
Doors: 7pm
Admission $5 - $10 (Sliding Scale)

For more info, email evilfilmschool@gmail. com

Hope to see you there,

~Mariko

p.s. I'm still accepting submissions for our Halloween Monster Mash. Email me for more info.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Fang in Cheek! Friday Aug 25th

Hey Kids!

First off, a big thank you to everyone who made it out to Summer Camp last month.

Second, we're doing it again! This month's theme is Vampire Comedies!


What: Fang in Cheek
Where: Blim (197 E. 17th @ Main)
When: Aug 25 (Fri)
Doors: 7pm
Admission: $5 - $10 Sliding Scale

7:30pm -- Sundown, The Vampire in Retreat [1991]: Count Dracula (David Carradine) thinks he's got it made after retiring to the Western town of Purgatory, a sort of Fort Lauderdale for vampires. They're all non violent and drink a blood substitute. Unfortunately, he didn't count on a bumbling descendant of Van Helsing (BRUCE CAMPBELL, yes, that Bruce Campbell) or a rogue band of vamps intent on returning to the old ways. Extremely goofy and silly, it's still a rather unique take on an old tale. And just think, Ash vs. Bill. That's gotta be worth something, right?

9:30pm -- Vampira (a.k.a. Old Dracula) [1974]: David Niven stars as the count, and Teresa Graves (a.k.a. TV's Christie Love) stars as his lady love Vampira after a faulty blood transfusion turns her black. No really. Tries to be sort of an English version of "Young Frankenstein", but doesn't quite live up. Worth a look if only for the unflappable Niven and of course a whole host of hotties including Graves and the lovely Jennie Linden.

As usual, beer & popcorn will be available

Friday, July 14, 2006

Mind. Blown.

So, on Robin's LJ a couple days ago he posted this awesome link for this site with hundreds of 80's and early 90's music videos some guy had culled from YouTube. I highly recomend you check it out. What's extra cool about the site is that he's included groups from all over the world, and it runs the full gammit of 80's-ness: everything from Warrant to Paula Abdul to weird Minutemen concert footage.

Of particular note:

Sam Kinison singing "Wild Thing" with an all-star back-up band of 80's metal icons. And Billy Idol.

Les Rita Mitsouko, this awesome New Wave band from France that I'd never heard of before.

And, Show-Ya.

Japanese.

All Girl.

Hair Metal.



And guess what?! They just reunited! And they're still hot!

Joy!!!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Some Notes on The Job Hunt

An open letter to potential employers. A few suggestions based on my recent experience:

* If you are not interested in hiring me, or do not feel that I am suited to the job; do not call me and treat me like I am wasting your time. Guess what, you've just wasted your own time.

* If you are going to be conducting a phone interview, use the words "phone interview" when you call me. "A few questions" implies that what you want to know is a) am I still interested and b) am I available to come in for an interview. At the very least give a time frame for the conversation, like: "this will take approximately 20 minutes". Even if it takes longer than 20 minutes, I'll at least know whether I'll be able to make my lunch date or not. Just because I'm underemployed doesn't mean I don't have things to do.

* Just as I am expected to be prepared for an interview, so I expect you to be prepared. At the very least make sure that you have read my resume before you call. That way you'll be well informed about the highest level of education I have achieved and whether I am a teacher or a rocket scientist. Asking questions I have already given you the answer to gives me the impression you are reading off a script and probably don't remember my name.

* Repeating the same question over and over again is tantamount to harassment. If I am not giving you a clear idea of how my past experience relates to the job, either a) you have not explained the requirements of the job to me sufficiently or b) I am not actually suited to the job in your opinion. Throw me a bone, or move on.

* Treating me like an idiot does not make me want to work for you. You need me as much as I need you. Remember that.

* Just as you have had to wade through multiple resumes, I have sent resumes to multiple employers in a variety of fields. Assuming that yours is the only company I have applied to is naive and unrealistic. I would never assume that I am the only person who has applied for the job and strive to present myself in the best light possible as a result. I suggest you do the same.

* If you are outsourcing your HR duties to someone, makes sure they are suited to the job. In fact, there are many wonderful agencies that specialize in this field that hire friendly, personable staff. Just as my resume creates your first impression of me, the person who calls to discuss my resume is my first impression of you.

*Asking if maintaining a professional appearance will be a "problem" for me is both judgmental and vague. A better way of determining such things would be during the interview, or to give an example of what you consider to be "professional" attire, ie: "do you own a suit?"

This is dedicated in particular to the woman from the Real Estate Agency and the woman from the National Bank of Canada. Thank you for your time.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

New Look

In attempt to get myself motivated about blogging again, I've made some changes to the look of my blog. If anyone still reads this thing, let me know what you think.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Debut Date


Some of you may be aware that I have taken up Burlesque Dancing. Some of you perverts have even expressed an interest in seeing me get nekkid. Well, here's your chance.

When: July 15th (it's a Saturday).
Where: The Lamplighter.

I'll be opening for a bigger touring act. Tix are likely gonna be about $15. More details as they come.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Movies I Watched Instead of Writing: Fauxteur Edition

(I feel like I should post a warning about spoilers, but frankly if you haven't seen it already you probably don't care enough to let spoilers bother you. That and it would be very hard to ruin this movie more than Mr. Ratner already has.)

So, even though everyone I know and their monkey had already seen it and told me how bad it was, I knew I still had to see X-Men 3 for myself. Was it as bad as I'd feared. Yes. Was it so bad it was good? Not quite. Mostly it felt rushed, marked by a myriad of missed opportunities ("Hey, let's introduce Dark Pheonix and then have her stand around for most of the movie,") and gaping plot holes, ("So, did Pyro escape or what?") While it probably made enough money to warrant another sequel, let's hope they actually get someone who cares about crafting dramatic tension as opposed to just cramming in so many mutants you end up not giving a shit about anyone.

Pointing out in any further detail why X3 pales in comparison to the first two films seems redundant at this point. So, instead I leave you with a link to Mr. Ratner's personal website. Be sure to check out his music video work. Especially if you like close-ups of asses and tits. Shiny, slow motion asses and tits.

Monday, June 05, 2006

I Think This Bodes Well For The Hygiene of My New Apartment

So, more or less moved in. Still waiting on my couch (logistical concerns). Cat has stopped being freaked out and is verging on bored. Actually managed to cook a meal that didn't come out of a box. Internet should be up in a week or two, coffee shop with wireless near my house is cool though. Will post photos when there's less boxes.

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!

You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you

You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil

How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

Friday, May 26, 2006

House Warming Gift Idea

I love that this exists. Thank you Eva for introducing me to it. And don't forget to "build your own".

(Can you tell I'm dying of stress right now?)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Single Girls?

Kind of an unusual post for me, but the request was so strange I couldn't really resist. Got the following email in my inbox the other day:
Stumbled across your blog and noticed that you're in Vancouver. I'm an NYC-dweller on a quest to get the word out about one of my readers; a hot single guy who lives in Vancouver. Please check out my blog post and/or forward the link to an adventurous friend who might be up to the challenge! :)

Blog: Rants, Raves & Other Fun Stuff
Post: Why Is This Man Single?!
Link: Why Is This Man Single?!


So, do I have any single friends? Or at least, anyone who'd be interested in dating a surfer who hates karaoke? Well friends, follow the link...